Shuffleboard Gifts

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

"For the last time, we don't have a shuffleboard court."

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

...the all-terrain skateboard.

Turtle Hat

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

In, out, shake it all about.

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"Skate or die."

"Shred the plank."

'Ms. Snack, prepare the conference room for an executive sting.'

Information booth attendant solves equation

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

Skateboard

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

"If a fruit doesn't have a lolly flavour, is it a real fruit?"

Sudok Fu: Sign up for class today!

'Instead of throwing sticks, why don't we sit down and tackle some sudoku?'

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

Skate Bored

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

Pirate

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

Professor Isaac goes off on another tangent.

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"And that was just your sudoku chart."

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

'I'd kill for concrete.'