Sudoku Gifts

'The cat's finishing off your sudoku again.'

Recycling centre - newspapers,magazines,unfinished sudokus.

'Could I maybe just do some Sudoku instead?'

Psychiatrist doing sudoku puzzles.

Doctor to lady: 'I'll be reading your chart as soon as I finish today's Sudoku puzzle.'

'Look, can't you take it in turns to do the daily Sudoku?'

Newspaper reads: Which is correct? Su-dock-oo; Su-doo-koo; Su-doe-ku.'

Sudoku: 'Before...after'.

'I got bored of marking the days that I have been in jail, so I decided to create my own sudoku.'

Sudok Fu: Sign up for class today!

"But somehow sudoku baffles me."

Sudoku toilet paper

"Sod U OK!?"

"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

Killer Sudoku

"The thing with Sudoku is I can never find the right words to fit."

"Thank god for Sudoku."

'I'm obsessed with it, morning noon and night, Sudoku's driving me crazy...'

'That one? Oh, that's my Sudoku.'

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

"It's impossible for me to get much work done in the office. I play Sudoku."

'What seems to be the problem officer?'

"And that was just your sudoku chart."

'Instead of throwing sticks, why don't we sit down and tackle some sudoku?'

"I've been racking my brain for hours and I still can't get today's Sudoku."

"Have someone in accounting do a cash flow statement, a basic EPS, and finish this Sudoku for me."

"Sudoku for Dummies"

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

The Map of the human brain

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'