Sudoku Sleuth Gifts

'The cat's finishing off your sudoku again.'

"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

Sudok Fu: Sign up for class today!

'Instead of throwing sticks, why don't we sit down and tackle some sudoku?'

Mystery Writing 101 - Mailbox: The butler did it, the gardener, the chauffeur.

'It's something to do with a Microsoft copyright infringement.'

"...Software upgrade provides a seamless transition from simple functionality to multi-platform confusion, chaos and frustration..."

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"

"And that was just your sudoku chart."

Cryptologists Anonymous

"This can't be soup....where are all the little letters that usually float in it?"

'Well the GOOD news is that the new software analyzed hundreds of thousands of potential customers to identify any that would have a genuine interest in the product...'

"The thing with Sudoku is I can never find the right words to fit."

Sudoku toilet paper

"Thank god for Sudoku."

"I write these in my manager's handwriting, so no one will hate me."

'Tech support says your anti-virus software did not catch the problem since it is not a virus. It's a bacterium.'

'Well you can tell Dr. Zimler that you don't have Dalnik's syndrome, and, in fact, I think you have Zimler's syndrome.'

'Your acceptance is tentative until we can rule on the question of your knowingly using pirated software.'

"Sod U OK!?"

For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

Man doing sudsoku puzzle in bath

Mental Breakdown

"Research tells me they found your DNA in the suggestion box."

"Sudoku for Dummies"

News of the Underworld

Recycling centre - newspapers,magazines,unfinished sudokus.

'Could I maybe just do some Sudoku instead?'

'Look, can't you take it in turns to do the daily Sudoku?'