Sudoku Solver Gifts

A skydiver is doing an extreme sudoku

Recycling centre - newspapers,magazines,unfinished sudokus.

'Could I maybe just do some Sudoku instead?'

Doctor to lady: 'I'll be reading your chart as soon as I finish today's Sudoku puzzle.'

Man doing sudsoku puzzle in bath

'That one? Oh, that's my Sudoku.'

"Thank god for Sudoku."

Killer Sudoku

"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

Sudoku toilet paper

'My Dad says you're the really mental one - are you any good at Sudoku?'

'I got bored of marking the days that I have been in jail, so I decided to create my own sudoku.'

'I'm obsessed with it, morning noon and night, Sudoku's driving me crazy...'

'But, somehow, sudoku baffles me.'

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

'What seems to be the problem officer?'

"And that was just your sudoku chart."

'Instead of throwing sticks, why don't we sit down and tackle some sudoku?'

What's a three-letter word for "8"? Hal hasn't figured out Sudoku quite yet.

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

The Map of the human brain

'X is unknown? Even to somebody with all your education?'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Girl does mathematical equation. Man says 'Tut! Teenagers today and their problems ...'

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

'You know too much!'

Eureka!

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'