Sudoku Whiz Gifts

"It's impossible for me to get much work done in the office. I play Sudoku."

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

The First Annual Game Show Week.

'Maths is fun!'

Examinations.

Math Teacher

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'

'In a Washington economic summit, a panel of three economists offered two dozen opinions about the direction of global economics.'

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

'Every team needs a role player. And your role on this team, Bill, is to sit at that desk and crunch numbers.'

'Instead of throwing sticks, why don't we sit down and tackle some sudoku?'

Sudok Fu: Sign up for class today!

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

'That's a million correct answers in a row!'

"And that was just your sudoku chart."

'You should have been here last quarter when his earnings estimate was off by two cents, instead of one.'

"We can't just pluck figures out of the air any more. . . We use a bucket."

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

Unsure of the correct answer, Teddy looks around and then discreetly pulls out his cheat sheep.

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

"Is it 'Goldfinger...?'"

'She's taking Chinese and algebra this semester. Go on, Francine, speak a little algebra for them...'

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

Innumerate accounts department

Funky Facts - UK kids.

Music Quiz

"Thank god for Sudoku."

"The thing with Sudoku is I can never find the right words to fit."

It's academic

Sudoku toilet paper