Sudoku Whiz T-Shirts

"It's impossible for me to get much work done in the office. I play Sudoku."

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

The First Annual Game Show Week.

'Maths is fun!'

Examinations.

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

'If I don't chew this, my S.A.T. scores will skyrocket.'

Math Teacher

'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'

'In a Washington economic summit, a panel of three economists offered two dozen opinions about the direction of global economics.'

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

'Every team needs a role player. And your role on this team, Bill, is to sit at that desk and crunch numbers.'

Sudok Fu: Sign up for class today!

'Instead of throwing sticks, why don't we sit down and tackle some sudoku?'

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

'That's a million correct answers in a row!'

"And that was just your sudoku chart."

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

"We can't just pluck figures out of the air any more. . . We use a bucket."

'You should have been here last quarter when his earnings estimate was off by two cents, instead of one.'

Unsure of the correct answer, Teddy looks around and then discreetly pulls out his cheat sheep.

'Here, take this pencil. We taped some sudokus to the ceiling in there to help you pass the time.'

'And tomorrow we will be having a surprise test.'

Innumerate accounts department

"Thank god for Sudoku."

'It was a surprise quiz to me and the teacher - I passed!'

Music Quiz

Funky Facts - UK kids.

"Is it 'Goldfinger...?'"

Sudoku toilet paper

"The thing with Sudoku is I can never find the right words to fit."

It's academic

"Aw, Miss! Why do you always pick on me to answer the questions?"