Shuffleboard Enthusiast Gifts

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

"The break is set for eleven. Pass it on."

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

'How about a game of cards?'

Snowboarding downhill.

Pirate eye test

Skateboard

Existential Risk

Let the Summer Games Begin!

Skate Bored

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

Irritable Vowel Syndrome

'I'd kill for concrete.'

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

"I use to be a human beat-box but found it too humdrum."

'I don't leave until I've heard all 25 songs.'

"Congratulations, dad! You won for 'Most Imaginative Maneuver' on a skateboard!"

"Who the hell didn't rewind Jumanji 20 years ago?!?"

'Eddy - For Heavens sake, stop watching Pirates-of-the-Caribbean-movies!'

Beat me, kick me, make me do story problems.

Corporate Image

"You're pathetic."

Skateboard Olympics.

Let's do it.'

'I teach history specializing in swashbuckling.'

"Holy smokes, he's undefeatable!"

The Trump Administration Alternative Reality Game

"Your dad’s right — this is way better than watching TV."

"Ken does know that isn't real money, right?"

New game - Aches and Bladders (Suitable for 70+).

'I think we are finally turning the corner...'

'It's only a game of Snake and Ladders, Gillian.'

'You've played Pooh sticks right?'