Sandwich Board Enthusiast Gifts

First, Menu Stands. Then...

Opportunist doom merchant

The wonderful world of cheese.

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

Super Heroes.

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

"I will now fend off questions from the audience."

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

Filling the Missile Gap

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

Around here it got a little tricky...

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

F&E Subs. Hey, you replaced the little swords with periscope-shaped toothpicks! Nice touch, Ernie!

Wow, Ernie, another previously undiscovered tomb. And it has some unusual images. Is that a picture of the first sandwich? A thumbs up is next to it. The first "like"! Here's a drawing of a family and a heart has been added. The first emoji! This bird looks exactly like one we saw in the last tomb. The first retweet. Could this be the first social media? Yes! And this is how they scrolled!

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

Thank You, Goals Achieved... and then some!

A sick sandwich is in the hospital and is getting a transfusion on new Maya and Zesty Mustard.

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

Lunch Meet

Jelly I.V.