Sandwich Board Enthusiast Prints

Opportunist doom merchant

The wonderful world of cheese.

"Hoskins, try saying 'profits are up' without the finger quotes, okay?"

"Great plan. Could we get some more details?"

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

Super Heroes.

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

"I will now fend off questions from the audience."

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

'Kimble, I'm going to give you a chance at purchasing - nip over to the cafe and get me a cheese and pickle sandwich.'

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

Filling the Missile Gap

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

Around here it got a little tricky...

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

Thank You, Goals Achieved... and then some!

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'

Jelly I.V.

A Grade Two student explains why he is so eager to get back to school.

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

Lunch Meet

A sick sandwich is in the hospital and is getting a transfusion on new Maya and Zesty Mustard.

Orville Wright, not sure he wants to eat airline food, brings a sandwich to his historic first flight.