Sandwich Aficionado Prints

Orville Wright, not sure he wants to eat airline food, brings a sandwich to his historic first flight.

'First you feel shock, then anger, and finally remorse. It's the three stages of grief when buying the tuna sandwich.'

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"This isn't a donor heart. It's a tuna on rye."

'Please, darling, don't give up, just one more try. Perhaps an egg and lettuce this time...'

'Cross check it with legal and accounting. Then, if it passes oversight, I'll have ham and swiss on rye.'

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

'Is it just me, or has the glamour gone out of constuction?'

In his later years Lord Sandwich became rather confused

'For those of you who sneaked into the kitchen during the commercial - the least you could've done was bring me a sandwich.'

'Do you think he knows we're carrying beef sandwiches?'

'Think he wanted a plain one, without peanut butter.'

'No, I said 'Pass me a Sand Wedge'.'

'Make your own sandwich. You may be retired, but these are my leisure years.'

Ronald sleeps through a cheese sandwich.

'Oh Simon, for those about to rock, I've made sandwiches.'

Snake sneaking away from a picnic with a sandwich shaped belly

'Then it's decided... the United Nations will bring full sanctions against Rienzo's Hoagie Hut for today's cruddy lunch.'

'Your French dip, sir.'

"I think the odour eaters have eaten my brie sandwiches!"

'How can you possibly buy a sandwich where they sell motor oil?'

Man eats huge sandwich.

"Do you know that white people have over twenty different words for 'Sandwich?'"

"Is it okay if I dissect this ham sandwich?"

"Peanut butter again?"

"I've found my soul mate!"

"I recommend the pimento loaf with pickle. It's bursting with umami."

A beetle gets its' sandwich stolen by a chameleon.

"Where once there was one sandwich-now there are two!"

"I'm going across the street for a sandwich and coffee. Can I get you something?"

"If it's still following me around at noon, you'll bet I'll eat it."

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"Since I got rid of all my books I've had so much more room for sandwiches."

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."