Shuffleboard Pillows

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

The drug test showed no prescription painkillers in his system, so we had to suspend him. OFF. 7. 7. 8.

"For the last time, we don't have a shuffleboard court."

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

I've always wanted to quit while I was ahead but the opportunity never presented itself.

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

...the all-terrain skateboard.

Turtle Hat

"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

In, out, shake it all about.

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

'Ms. Snack, prepare the conference room for an executive sting.'

"Skate or die."

Information booth attendant solves equation

"Shred the plank."

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

Skateboard

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

"If a fruit doesn't have a lolly flavour, is it a real fruit?"

"Time passes much more slowly in the other dimension, so take these sudokus."

Sudok Fu: Sign up for class today!

'Instead of throwing sticks, why don't we sit down and tackle some sudoku?'

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

Skate Bored

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

Pirate

Professor Isaac goes off on another tangent.