Shuffleboard Enthusiasts Pillows

"For the last time, we don't have a shuffleboard court."

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

Pirate eye test

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

Skate Bored

Dog fetches dice

'I'd kill for concrete.'

"I use to be a human beat-box but found it too humdrum."

"Let's look for spots and then talk about what we would've done on 'em 10 years ago."

"You're pathetic."

'Eddy - For Heavens sake, stop watching Pirates-of-the-Caribbean-movies!'

'I teach history specializing in swashbuckling.'

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

Skateboarding

"Gas prices have forced the pastor to economize."

"What sort of a Mall is this anyway?"

Shuffle Shame

"I've estimated that I've given you over $100,000 in tech-support over the years. Since you're my dad, I'll give you a discount. I'll take a skateboard."

Shaker Timeouts

'Well - unbuckle and get swashing.'

'Wow, thanks for finding my skateboard, daddy!'

Skateboarder discovers his local 'Skate Park' is occupied by parked flatfish.

"You are so lucky. You are not going to classes for the next six months."

"We should make it past the rocks by nightfall, provided our luck holds."

'Regarding your skateboarding accident: I need a note from your wife as to why you did something so stupid.'

"The break is set for eleven. Pass it on."

'HI, Mom. Meet my new significant other.'

Skateboarding

Errol Flynn.

'Have you got something that smells like a skateboard?'

'Yes, it is a nice ship but it cost me an arm and a leg.'

'She's still a little annoyed with you for breaking her skateboard!'

'You conned me into this date - boasting about having your own transport!'