Shuffle Enthusiast Pillows

Shuffle Shame

Marimba

Chano Pozo,

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

"The Just Me Band"

"Sorry, that's not my table."

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

Music producers.

'Eh...our costume party was last Saturday!'

The Drummer

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

The Little Drummer Boy.

A dancing man wearing a red-striped top

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

I love Marimba

'Just remember lads, when the drummer misses a beat we all miss a beat.'

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

Hip Hop Physician: 'Put a halt on salt and cut back on fat. Are you down with that?'

"My new year resolutions were to continue eating, drinking, smoking and gambling...and I've stuck to all of them!"

"Or we could go to the exhibition chronicling in depth, the development of the hip hop scene..."

'What are you going to be when you grow up. . . if the neighbours let you?'

Candles on Drum

'I suppose you're going to tell me I need new contact lenses.'

'This new star sends out periodic pulses in a very appealing rhythm -- I think I'll name it 'Bossa Nova.''

Musicians.

'I'll swap you my Wimbledon freebies for your Anodised pan set!'

Mixing Business and Pleasure

Guitar emergency.

Percussionist sitting with his cymbals, reading a book entitled 'Big Bang (theory)'.

Learn how to identify the parts of a drum kit

Shaker Timeouts

'Our email program is on the fritz again.'

Drummers

"Right now someone is saying 'Look, somebody threw out a perfectly good briefcase!"