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"Haven't you heard! There's going to be a bit of a reshuffle!"

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

'I had a thought. Let's scrap everything and start a new fiscal year right now.'

"Tell the vice presidents they've downsized enough."

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

'The reason I have been able to keep my job through these turbulent times, is that I welcome change, especially if it's from a vending machine.'

'Maybe change is a good thing.'

The Arabian version of a sandpit,kids playing on grass in the desert.

"Our company is going to embrace cutting edge change...that's why the room is full of old white guys waiting for me to load a motivational video into a VCR."

Change, Change, Change, Change.

'Welcome to Change Management 101. We'll start with some free falls.'

'You should have seen me sooner, Mr. Fenswick.'

A catch-all is born.

"I hope I haven't taken you aback by asking you to attend the change seminar."

"The thing about innovation, new ideas and change is that it needs to be carefully considered, vetted and fall within corporate governance before being implemented."

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"

"My new year resolutions were to continue eating, drinking, smoking and gambling...and I've stuck to all of them!"

"I think deep down he's really pleased the union has a female head for the first time..."

There are better responses to 'change' than running around the office screaming 'We're doomed!'

'Sometimes when I'm stressed out, I just float here and watch them walk around.'

"I got my wife a book on decluttering and the first thing to go was me."

'I drink to bring about change.'

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Cat walking dog.

'I suppose you're going to tell me I need new contact lenses.'

'When I talked about, 'fundamental changes to chore practices to align ourselves with a changing business environment', I was referring to more than you moving your desk closer to the window.'

Life is change

'I can't take the position until I overcome inertia.'

'It's amazing how big your office feels when you go paperless.'

'I hate these staff shakeups.'

"I thought you were organizing my stuff."