Shuffle Master Pillows

"Tommy!"

"An everything Martini, please."

Barack Obama's To Do list.

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

The Perfect Cannonball

"The Captain really, really hates losing at shuffleboard."

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

A mother drives a mini-van full of kids; her bumper sticker reads "I'd rather be working".

'Good to see you back at work.'

'Jack, you're being way too entertaining. This is supposed to be a bored meeting.'

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

"My new year resolutions were to continue eating, drinking, smoking and gambling...and I've stuck to all of them!"

'Who's gonna tell her she's wearing two different shoes?'

"Oh, yes, now I remember. We spoke at the company picnic."

Just Stop Oil Painting

'Needs more challenge.'

'I'm just not sure he fits in.'

Mixing Business and Pleasure

"Didn't I say to just sprinkle salt on it!"

"Careful, underneath that layer of snow there's a layer of confusion."

'Don't be a sissy - It's not that cold!'

"I'm dealing with tweens at home and fiends at work."

Consoles.

'You say it's milk, oh, oh, I must have hooked up the wrong pipes.'

"Haven't you heard! There's going to be a bit of a reshuffle!"

A jogger being bombarded by tiny battleships in a pond.

I love badminton.

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