Social Shuffle Pillows

Mixing Business and Pleasure

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

'Personally I think one great improvement to these tea dances would be some tables.'

"As the new head coach, my first move will be to blow up the entire roster."

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

Do you mind if my mother joins our little business dinner ? You know what it's like, I don't want people from the office to think I'm sleeping my way to the top.

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

Dancing

'Be sure to ask George about his tomatoes.'

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

"My new year resolutions were to continue eating, drinking, smoking and gambling...and I've stuck to all of them!"

'You're not interrupting anything...the four of us are just sitting around before dinner...Barbara, me and our two phones.'

The Icebreaker

'Are you a good mixer?'

'Gloria hates sports bars. Guys always make a pass at her.'

"Your son is a bus driver? Well, my Andy goes to university..."

'I occasionally need to read my tweets to remember what I was doing.'

'How do you do? I'm your wife's husband by a previous marriage.'

'You're in Gallery Two... right, see you in the bar.'

Shuffle Shame

"Haven't you heard! There's going to be a bit of a reshuffle!"

The Forgotten Men's Club

Conversation Pits

Socaial Life of the Cable Installer Guy.

Best sellers. New releases. Books you still haven't finished yet, Claire.

"I know sex is no longer a taboo subject. I just don't feel like discussing it all the time, that's all."

"No, we're not doing anything tonight...why don't you come over? Sure, bring your humans! They'd like ours, I'm sure! They can do whatever humans do while we chase squirrels, go through the neighbors' garbage or just stay in and sniff each other!"

I'll have my people get in touch with your people.

Social Issues.

"Working well as a tram involves MORE than just going to the pub on a Friday and seeing who can drink the most vodka tonics."

"Shuffle Mode"

"He do-si-doed when he should have allemaned left."

"Papi! Almost 80 percent of all millionaires are the first ones in their families to be rich!"

"I used to be in advertising. Remember 'Buy this, you morons'? That was mine."