Social Scene Mixer Pillows

"I used to be in advertising. Remember 'Buy this, you morons'? That was mine."

Interdisciplinary studies.

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Summertime.

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

'My analysis indicates the need for an asbestos-ectomy, electrical-graphs and a plumbing-bypass.'

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

Great Poets of Catalogdom

Start the session by doing something unusual.

Books and Phones

Dan tells me you're an architect. That is so cool! Thanks! Cloud architect, actually.

Nun reading 'Halo' magazine

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

Eskimo putting fake snow on his Christmas tree

'Explain to us, son, how gaining nine A levels is uncool and damages your street cred.'

'I told you not to try to order in Spanish.'

"You may be asking for trouble, Ernie."

Mixing Business and Pleasure

Bad Hare Day

The Icebreaker

"I really like smart women."

'Are you a good mixer?'

'Look out lads. They've got vuvuzelas!'

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

"Bretheren and Sistern out there in Congregational Land!"

'Yes, I'm ready for Pesach, but you know, matzah just doesn't attract the children like gingerbread.'

'Such a friendly new neighbour, Cecil - we've been invited to something called a rave-up tonight!'

"We've moved a few things around. Travel books are in the Fantasy section, Politics is in Sci-Fi, and Epidemiology is in Self-Help. Good luck."