Cheesemaking Gifts

Cheesemaker

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

Cheeze Wiz.

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

The Main Types of Cheese

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

Cheese

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

'Barb had her stomach replaced with a mouse's stomach to help her eat less.'

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

"Of course I love you more than cheese. What a silly question. In fact, cheese and I are just friends. Nothing's going on between cheese and me."

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

Cheese Pile

The worm that churned!

"We fell for this last time remember..."

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

Cheese Secret

'Has someone cut the cheese?'

Studying String Cheese Theory

The Little Engine that really shouldn't, she already had one of Evelyn's cheesecake brownies, she couldn't possibly, O.K. maybe just one.

Say cheese!

"Cheese is just a substitute for the love you've never given me."

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

Mitch Lee, kung-fondue master.

'I tell you I smell Limburger.'

"I do want to talk about your feelings but first let's talk about cheese."