Cheeseburger Enthusiast T-Shirts

'If you don't mind, Dad, I think I'll go for a cheeseburger!'

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

"Your genes may be responsible for your way to going but I'm thinking that the four cheeseburgers you may have for breakfast might be a factor."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

The wonderful world of cheese.

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

The Main Types of Cheese

French wine

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Cheese

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

I love Cannelloni

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"For cryin' out loud, Frank, we don't have all day! Cut to the cheese!"

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

American style Greek cafe.