Leafy Green Explorer Gifts

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Pumpkin patch

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

Polar bear bowling alley

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

I think you're ace

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

Supermarket: Leafs, Rail Leafs

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

The Fall from Pisa

'Are they fresh?'

'I'm not making a mess, Mom -- I'm becoming one with the Earth!'

Flava Superba

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

"Tell us the truth - it was you pedaling all the time, wasn't it?"

Dog on leash not able to reach tree

'Mom, Dad - this is Jeremy.'

'I see you've been eating lots of green leafy vegetables like I told you to.'

"You were right, girl. No one has autumn leaves like Vermont!"

"It makes me feel sort of... guilty!"

"My handicap is the water, trees, windows, the highway..."

Introvert-in-a-Box

'Hey, you should be thanking us for improving your cluster-to-leaf balance.'

'It's the only way we can get the kids into the garden.'

Mystery vegetable growing in plot.

"I'd better not eat any more spinach. I'm saving room for spiritual food."