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Leafy Literary Gifts
Searching for a thoughtful gift for the leafy literary enthusiast in your life? Explore our collection of products designed for bookworms and writers who cherish the green, leafy worlds found in their favorite stories. From artistic prints to cozy pillows, these items add a touch of literary magic to their everyday spaces. Whether they love to read, write, or simply dream of leafy forests, you'll find a gift that speaks to their creative soul.
'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'
'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'
"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"
"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."
"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."
This is NOT 'nipping out'.
Veggie Hall of Fame.
"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."
"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."
Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage
Grass huggers.
'Hang on, we'd better leave this one alone: It's a protected species...'
"Yes, sir, it's Houstonia Michauxii and it prefers shade or semi-shade."
Eden. There's great leaves to wear growing on this vine. Ah, it's the new summer clothing line!
'I need to relax more.' - 'Plants are relaxing.' - 'I need a bonsai.' - '...and here's your care guide.' - 'Say what?' - 'My, my... you're a demanding little bastard, aren't you?'
Hip Pocket Editions
Talk to your plants ??" but first, give them a chance to calm down.
'Lettuce pray!'
"I can write beautiful poems, but they all rhyme with gin."
Les Fleurs Du Mal
"A thirst for knowledge, …. That was another of my great thirsts."
'I'm not coming here again Doctor Melrose. I'd rather talk to my plants.'
"I'd better not eat any more spinach. I'm saving room for spiritual food."
'She's stopped talking to me....She just yells that I have to grow...'
'For Sheila it wasn't enough just to be a vegetarian, that's why she became a ruminant.'
The Joy of Greens.
"Ironically, he's being used to create 'save our forest' pamphlets."
"Here comes Bob - and remember, he's sesitive about the cooking shrinkage."
Grapes
Ant Cut-out
"And, if you'd like something to read, we have books on tap."
'She's a vegetarian.'
"What would you boys think if we started selling books?"
'looks like the lettuce is starting to bolt.'
Leafy Literary Gifts Collection
Leafy Literary Mugs
Looking for a personal gift for your leafy literary enthusiast? Our collection of creative mugs features leafy and literary designs that make every coffee break special.
Leafy Literary Pillows
Explore cozy pillows adorned with leafy and literary motifs—ideal for adding a poetic touch to any reading corner or living room.
Leafy Literary Prints
Bring leafy literary worlds into your home with inspiring prints designed for book lovers and creative spirits who cherish nature and stories.
Leafy Literary T-Shirts
Find stylish t-shirts that celebrate the love of literature and nature—perfect for leaf-loving writers and readers alike.