Leafy Advocate Gifts

"Ironically, he's being used to create 'save our forest' pamphlets."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Deforestation.

Humans...What is their purpose?

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Nature versus commerce.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

"This works, so why do we need to spend all that energy building a nest?"

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

New Road Signs to Watch For:

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

'I blame global warming!'

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Climate Crisis

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

Water company bonus.

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

The sea 2050.

Aladdin's Less Magic Carpet Ride.

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

"Hurry! Let's go! The world will be better off without his kind."