Leafy Artists Gifts

Ant Cut-out

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

Grass huggers.

'Hang on, we'd better leave this one alone: It's a protected species...'

The Cactus Reader

"Yes, sir, it's Houstonia Michauxii and it prefers shade or semi-shade."

'I need to relax more.' - 'Plants are relaxing.' - 'I need a bonsai.' - '...and here's your care guide.' - 'Say what?' - 'My, my... you're a demanding little bastard, aren't you?'

"Are you coming in for dinner?"

"That's one hole filled, only about three or four more to go."

Talk to your plants ??" but first, give them a chance to calm down.

'Lettuce pray!'

'Must be Pandora's.'

'This year the trees decided to consolidate autumn into one big leaf.'

When Leaves Start to Turn

'I'm not coming here again Doctor Melrose. I'd rather talk to my plants.'

"Our clients like their accountants to use their 'imagination', but most would still prefer their returns in a spreadsheet."

'Hey, you should be thanking us for improving your cluster-to-leaf balance.'

'I HAVE to put it in my mouth first.'

Autumn Rain

Neighbors tossing leaves over fence.

Runaway leaf.

Terror Strikes A Leaf Funeral

"They just keep falling. It's as though they're mocking me with their hideous persistence. I know they hate me, hahaha! You'll all be sorry..." "Leaf insanity"

"Actually, I don't mind picking up leaves. It stops me from following politics."