Leafy Artists Pillows

Ant Cut-out

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

Veggie Hall of Fame.

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

Grass huggers.

'Hang on, we'd better leave this one alone: It's a protected species...'

The Cactus Reader

I know they told me not to bark

"Yes, sir, it's Houstonia Michauxii and it prefers shade or semi-shade."

'I need to relax more.' - 'Plants are relaxing.' - 'I need a bonsai.' - '...and here's your care guide.' - 'Say what?' - 'My, my... you're a demanding little bastard, aren't you?'

Eden. There's great leaves to wear growing on this vine. Ah, it's the new summer clothing line!

"That's one hole filled, only about three or four more to go."

"Are you coming in for dinner?"

Boyd's raking days were over thanks to his New England Leaf Hound.

'Must be Pandora's.'

Talk to your plants ??" but first, give them a chance to calm down.

'Lettuce pray!'

"You're looking very autumnal."

'This year the trees decided to consolidate autumn into one big leaf.'

When Leaves Start to Turn

'I'm not coming here again Doctor Melrose. I'd rather talk to my plants.'

Well, here it comes, one final indignity.

Autumn Rain

'I HAVE to put it in my mouth first.'

'Hey, you should be thanking us for improving your cluster-to-leaf balance.'

"Our clients like their accountants to use their 'imagination', but most would still prefer their returns in a spreadsheet."

Neighbors tossing leaves over fence.

Fall leaves blowing in the neighbor's yard.

"Actually, I don't mind picking up leaves. It stops me from following politics."

Runaway leaf.

"They just keep falling. It's as though they're mocking me with their hideous persistence. I know they hate me, hahaha! You'll all be sorry..." "Leaf insanity"