Leafy Trendsetter Pillows

Man wears part of a plant as a tie.

Hair Crop Circle

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

Grass huggers.

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

Merger at 28th and Lex

Woman colouring man's clothes with crayon.

"The latest news on the gardening fashion front is 'Ditch the decking'!"

"Yes, sir, it's Houstonia Michauxii and it prefers shade or semi-shade."

'I need to relax more.' - 'Plants are relaxing.' - 'I need a bonsai.' - '...and here's your care guide.' - 'Say what?' - 'My, my... you're a demanding little bastard, aren't you?'

"Cool bling bro!"

'You don't know why you're down here?... Aren't you the guy that invented the high five in sports?'

"I don't know what's happening, but lately I've been feeling afraid of my own clothes"

"Come at me, Bro!"

"Vinyl I get. This, I didn't see coming."

"Yeah, I don't get the whole bathroom selfie thing, either."

'Hey, you should be thanking us for improving your cluster-to-leaf balance.'

"I don't really follow sports. I just like how it looks."

"Dragons were never out of style."

'For Sheila it wasn't enough just to be a vegetarian, that's why she became a ruminant.'

Venus Fly Trap Hat

"Help!!"

"I'd better not eat any more spinach. I'm saving room for spiritual food."

Man with spanner through his nose.

"Our office went from sit-down desks to stand-up desks to becoming the desk."

'I know it's a cry for help, but couldn't you just, like, say, 'Help?''

'Oh my, THAT'S never happened before!'

The Joy of Greens.

Ant Cut-out

Grapes

Fears