Leafy Trendsetter Gifts

Eden. There's great leaves to wear growing on this vine. Ah, it's the new summer clothing line!

Man wears part of a plant as a tie.

Hair Crop Circle

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

Grass huggers.

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

Merger at 28th and Lex

Woman colouring man's clothes with crayon.

"Yes, sir, it's Houstonia Michauxii and it prefers shade or semi-shade."

"The latest news on the gardening fashion front is 'Ditch the decking'!"

'I need to relax more.' - 'Plants are relaxing.' - 'I need a bonsai.' - '...and here's your care guide.' - 'Say what?' - 'My, my... you're a demanding little bastard, aren't you?'

'You don't know why you're down here?... Aren't you the guy that invented the high five in sports?'

"I don't know what's happening, but lately I've been feeling afraid of my own clothes"

"Cool bling bro!"

"Come at me, Bro!"

"Vinyl I get. This, I didn't see coming."

'Hey, you should be thanking us for improving your cluster-to-leaf balance.'

"Yeah, I don't get the whole bathroom selfie thing, either."

"I don't really follow sports. I just like how it looks."

"Dragons were never out of style."

'For Sheila it wasn't enough just to be a vegetarian, that's why she became a ruminant.'

"Help!!"

Christmas Ugly Sweater Contest

Man with spanner through his nose.

"I'd better not eat any more spinach. I'm saving room for spiritual food."

Venus Fly Trap Hat

"Our office went from sit-down desks to stand-up desks to becoming the desk."

Hugo Boss is Planning a Vegan Suit!

'I know it's a cry for help, but couldn't you just, like, say, 'Help?''

'Oh my, THAT'S never happened before!'

The Joy of Greens.

Grapes