Leafy Laugh Lover Pillows

'Lettuce pray!'

Snowprov

A large leaf falling on a dog

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

The Last Leaf

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

“Hey Everyone! It’s the first day of Fall! Okay, you go first!”

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

Veggie Hall of Fame.

Danger Falling Leaves

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"Get your polka-dot butt out of my leaves!"

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

'Your Chef's Surprise, sir -- a sauteed whoopee cushion.'

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

Leaf zone!

"Pardon us, Harrison, if the board fails to share your enthusiasm for the foliage up in Darien,"

"I had a consultation with a plastic surgeon. Now I have to decide whether I want to look old or look weird."

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

Grass huggers.

The Houseplant Cemetery.

'Hang on, we'd better leave this one alone: It's a protected species...'

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

'Doors opening.' - 'Doors closing.' - 'Doors bored now.'

The new fall content.

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

'What shall we watch - best security videos of 2013 or operating room bloopers, blunders and bleeps?'