Greens Gatherer T-Shirts

Grocery Shopping

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

Barbecue

Midwest Winter Items.

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

"Goodnight Tommy, sleeptight, watch the millenium bugs don't bite."

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

International Monetary Conference in Paris- Silver Currency an Unsound Footing

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

The Before-You-Know It-It'll-Be-Obsolete Computer Company

'Move? Are you kidding? With the wines the guy next door collects?'

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

'Newton's fourth law - physicists congregate periodically in obscure European cities to have their picture taken, and then they quickly disperse.

The vegan hunter

"Oh, now I remember you. You live in that big shoe on the corner."

"Back from hunting with nothing again?"

Champagne speaking to lobster about going to the Derby

'Not ANOTHER pub boarded up!'

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

look dear... I bought two farmers

"I know we want our garden to be insect-friendly, but I draw the line at sharing my cream cake with wasps."

"I'm glas my dad made me mow the lawn. I found 2 phones, 6 phone chargers and a headset in the grass."

'Sure, but I'm the one who has to SKIN it!'

Ghak was a hunter, Zhoomba was a gatherer and Fnok was a sponger.

Wine Hourglass

Hey Gus, I've managed to steal some crackers and some grapes too...

'I'm in hunting mostly but I dabble in gathering.'

"I'm a hunter, gathering isn't in my job description."

I'd rather be gathering (cavemen fighting mammoth)