Greens Gatherer Mugs

Grocery Shopping

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

Barbecue

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

Midwest Winter Items.

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

"Goodnight Tommy, sleeptight, watch the millenium bugs don't bite."

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

International Monetary Conference in Paris- Silver Currency an Unsound Footing

The Before-You-Know It-It'll-Be-Obsolete Computer Company

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

'Move? Are you kidding? With the wines the guy next door collects?'

'Newton's fourth law - physicists congregate periodically in obscure European cities to have their picture taken, and then they quickly disperse.

The vegan hunter

I try to stick to hunting. My wife makes me take a list when I'm gathering.

'Not ANOTHER pub boarded up!'

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

Champagne speaking to lobster about going to the Derby

"Back from hunting with nothing again?"

"Oh, now I remember you. You live in that big shoe on the corner."

look dear... I bought two farmers

"I know we want our garden to be insect-friendly, but I draw the line at sharing my cream cake with wasps."

Wine Hourglass

"I'm glas my dad made me mow the lawn. I found 2 phones, 6 phone chargers and a headset in the grass."

Hey Gus, I've managed to steal some crackers and some grapes too...

'Sure, but I'm the one who has to SKIN it!'

Ghak was a hunter, Zhoomba was a gatherer and Fnok was a sponger.

'I'm in hunting mostly but I dabble in gathering.'

"I'm a hunter, gathering isn't in my job description."