Green Wellness Seeker Gifts

Herbalist and Himbalist Stores.

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

'It's going to be a vegan.'

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

'Good news! Throwing yourself at the mercy of the cholesterol seems to have worked.'

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!"

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

Three cases of therapy-resistant low self-esteem

Cures for the void.

Laughter Therapy.

'St John's wort ambulance' - hippy ambulance.

'Everything looks good, Now, we'll just bring in the company psychic to see if you have any pre-existing conditions from a previous life.'

'You mean that carrying around this heavy weight belly 24 hours a day isn't enoght exercise, doc?!'

'And also, no cigarettes, no cigars, no alcohol,no sweets,no dairy products, no bacon, no ham...'

"You're carrying a lot of tension in your neck."

"He went to an alternative therapy seminar to find ways of reducing his stress levels..."

'Don't worry. His diet's only last a day or two.'

"Yeah, Charlie wnet to one of those 'mindful outdoor experience' seminars. . ."

"I'd like to see something in a size 6...me!"

Books or Junk Food.

"I got a chocolate bar and gum!" "What the #!@* is 'CBD oil'?!"

'Eat in moderation, Drink in moderation. Be merry whenever you want.'