Healthy Lifestyle Seeker Gifts

Low fat diets.

'Do you want a fright with that?'

'I'm watching what I eat.'

'My wife's on a diet. So far she's lost her personality.'

"Why don't you lose weight?"

'I'm on this 3 month diet...it only lasts a week, but it feels like 3 months.'

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

'The Pie Chart's making me hungry.'

'Okay, mine says, 'Eat healthier foods. The current health care system really sucks.''

'Don't worry. His diet's only last a day or two.'

'This is why they call them 'rolls'.'

'What you need is some negative growth.'

'It's diet because we roll it down the hill, and you chase it.'

Books or Junk Food.

"Does skipping breakfast count as both exercise and dieting?"

"They say 'grazing' is healthier than eating 3 large meals. . . if that's true, why are we so @%&! FAT?!"

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Exercise Class

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Secretive Weigh In.

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

Exercising

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

'Yes I do notice an improvement. Your chins don't juggle anymore.'

"What> Fitness isn't a destination, it's a way of life."

Olive Oil

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

Witch has Exorcise Video.

"I want you to learn from my mistakes."

'Ethical farm - none of our produce goes to fast food outlets'.

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."