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'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

"Watch out! You almost got me!"

"Do you want to swipe left or right?"

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"Which end does the diaper go on 'cause there's stuff comin' out of both of 'em!"

"YOU pass him on the left."

'Does the hunter I just ate make me look fat?'

Don't You Dare Stand in the Way of Me Standing in My Own Way

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

'We've had an application from No.10 Downing Street. . . they need to extend their cabinet room.'

Bad news...we're running out of ice.

Artwork in a gallery still has wet paint.

Goblin.

'Relax, teamwork always leads to a slam dunk.'

"In the Game of Life, my son, the fix is in."

'Ok, I've gotta ask..do you actually like this job?'

Bear Bears his Cross

Happy Graduation

High Stakes Texas Hold 'Em

'Can I sleep over in the real world? Please, please, please, please.'

“Sorry, we don’t accept the living dead.”

Covid Boarding Pass

'Yes,I'm wearing clean underwear.Why do you ask?'

'You're too late - a bear with a sweet toorh ate me out of house and home.'

"I have two children by a previous tour."

Remember, Ed, they are more afraid of you than you are of them.

'Did you hear a twig snap?'

"I hid your eggs in a glacier that's calving."

"I'm dating a professional goalkeeper..."

Dancing with death.

Walk for Death

'Boy, am I glad to see you. I lost my gun, my glasses and my clothes.'

"Well, you shouted come on the five dog!"

"So how does that eightfold path get us back on the Garden State?"