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'Oh no. Looks like another split crew.'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

Emperor Trump gives a thumbs down to a polar bear

"All right, we straighten this out immediately! René threw the bouillabaisse at Jacques, no? The Jam-bon en croûte was thrown by Jacques at René, correct? The truite en gelée and the fraises des bois were thrown by François at Henri, and Henri threw the mousse au chocolat at François, and . . ."

"Just a routine ID check, Mr. Spartacus - there are lots of people with the same name, you know."

Bad news...we're running out of ice.

"It was a horrible workplace accident - he tripped and fell into the company rumor mill. Poor devil never knew what hit him!"

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

"Are you not infotained?!!"

"She can be outspoken."

Monster chariot races

"I don't know where his dip in form came from."

"It just isn't the same without the fans."

Cinema nasties

Pizza Fencing

Athena

'Better put this on. . . health and safety.'

"Thumbs up, you enhance your reputation for compassion. Thumbs down, you satisfy your base."

Survival of the Foodiest

"I have two children by a previous tour."

Traditional chefs revolt against new 'Robo-chef'' technology.

"When you're ready to order, ask for me by name. We work on commission."

"I hid your eggs in a glacier that's calving."

"Do you want to swipe left or right?"

Body builder flexs his muscles so much that his head disappears inside them.

A chocolate tart topped with lingonberries and infused with belligerent self-confidence.

Chef walking out

"Just bring me something that'll put hairs on my chest."

'I'm here to interview for the Roman Arena job.'

"Can you not take lunch at your desk when you're in training for a competitive eating event?"

"I know we decided this was immoral, but no one has called me on it in a while, so I think I'll stick it out through the season."