Gladiator Groupie Mugs

'Oh no. Looks like another split crew.'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

Emperor Trump gives a thumbs down to a polar bear

"Just a routine ID check, Mr. Spartacus - there are lots of people with the same name, you know."

"All right, we straighten this out immediately! René threw the bouillabaisse at Jacques, no? The Jam-bon en croûte was thrown by Jacques at René, correct? The truite en gelée and the fraises des bois were thrown by François at Henri, and Henri threw the mousse au chocolat at François, and . . ."

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

"It was a horrible workplace accident - he tripped and fell into the company rumor mill. Poor devil never knew what hit him!"

"She can be outspoken."

"Are you not infotained?!!"

Monster chariot races

"I don't know where his dip in form came from."

Pizza Fencing

Cinema nasties

Athena

"It just isn't the same without the fans."

'Better put this on. . . health and safety.'

"Thumbs up, you enhance your reputation for compassion. Thumbs down, you satisfy your base."

"I have two children by a previous tour."

Traditional chefs revolt against new 'Robo-chef'' technology.

Survival of the Foodiest

"When you're ready to order, ask for me by name. We work on commission."

"I hid your eggs in a glacier that's calving."

"Just bring me something that'll put hairs on my chest."

A chocolate tart topped with lingonberries and infused with belligerent self-confidence.

"Do you want to swipe left or right?"

Chef walking out

'He was just a temp.'

'I'm here to interview for the Roman Arena job.'

"Can you not take lunch at your desk when you're in training for a competitive eating event?"

"Watch out! You almost got me!"

"I know we decided this was immoral, but no one has called me on it in a while, so I think I'll stick it out through the season."