Glacier Groupie Mugs

"I hid your eggs in a glacier that's calving."

Theatre Crowd

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

Dynamite little combo

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

'You should know better than to switch channels during a Garfield special.'

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Internet Cafe.

Robert Schumann

Emily's Slow Food Restaurant.

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

'I have Tourette's, and they play backup.'

Canada Goose

"The glaciers are angry."

Artwork in a gallery still has wet paint.

"I don't have a good ear. I should really invest in an air guitar tuner."

'Can I sleep over in the real world? Please, please, please, please.'

“Sorry, we don’t accept the living dead.”

Thanks to a generous grant from the oil companies, scientists discover the real reason glaciers are melting.

'Yes, you do always take me to the best restaurants. But, I always pay the bill!'

"He's been watching all those cookery programmes."

"I have two children by a previous tour."

"I'd like a table near the band please."

"Watch out! You almost got me!"

"I eat here all the time so I can be a regular."

"He sold his fresh water before it melted."

"Do you want to swipe left or right?"

"Well, you shouted come on the five dog!"

"I'm dating a professional goalkeeper..."