Glacier Groupie Pillows

Bad news...we're running out of ice.

"I hid your eggs in a glacier that's calving."

Theatre Crowd

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

Dynamite little combo

Liam Gallagher.

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

'You should know better than to switch channels during a Garfield special.'

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Internet Cafe.

Robert Schumann

Emily's Slow Food Restaurant.

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

'I have Tourette's, and they play backup.'

Nick Cave.

Canada Goose

ABBA

Artwork in a gallery still has wet paint.

"I don't have a good ear. I should really invest in an air guitar tuner."

"The glaciers are angry."

'Yes, you do always take me to the best restaurants. But, I always pay the bill!'

'Don't worry - I've found The Cure.'

Thanks to a generous grant from the oil companies, scientists discover the real reason glaciers are melting.

'Can I sleep over in the real world? Please, please, please, please.'

“Sorry, we don’t accept the living dead.”

"Yes I know Dear. Tiger Woods is playing here today!"

Eric Clapton

"I have two children by a previous tour."

"I'd like a table near the band please."

"He's been watching all those cookery programmes."

"Actually I'm a 'Roadie' for Dalton, Edwards, Bell, Cosgrove and Stoddard."

"Do you want to swipe left or right?"

"I eat here all the time so I can be a regular."

"He sold his fresh water before it melted."