Groundhog Day Fans Gifts

Every day is groundhog day.

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"I'm getting too old for this..."

"We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow."

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

'Dad, good luck fly fishing.'

"Punxsutawney Phil can also predict the political climate."

"Of course, a dog's bowl is a good source of food, and yes, the dog will bark at you but it can't stop you from stealing the food..."

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

Doc, I've got a phobia about shadows.

How to make sure he won't see his shadow.

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

'They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age.'

"Hello, my Baby! Hello, my Sweetie! Hello, my Ragtime Gal..."

Carpet salesman, "There's a bit of tyre damage, but not so anyone would notice."

Groundhog Day.

Me... And My... Shadow...

'Not only did he say I can circumcise him, but he also said there'll be six more weeks of winter.'

"Sick? No. Everything is fine. We're all just under the weather."

'The groundhog won't come out of his hole. He's too hungover from super bowl Sunday.'

Dog and frog playing football.

'Do you want flies with that?'

Frogs playing basketball.

100,000 ! You weren't joking about wanting a big family '.