Groundhog Day Celebrant Gifts

"I saw my shadow. It made me look fat."

"I need to know what the future holds, at least for the next six weeks."

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

"We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow."

Groundhog. Unfortunately, it doesn't work that way, Ernie. We can't expect an early spring if your umbrella is the only reason he's not seeing his shadow.

"I'm getting too old for this..."

"So, are you predicting an early spring?"

"And for only $19.99 I can give you my super bowl pick."

"Punxsutawney Phil can also predict the political climate."

Contradictory Phil

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

'Group hug anyone?'

Doc, I've got a phobia about shadows.

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

How to make sure he won't see his shadow.

'They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age.'

"Hello, my Baby! Hello, my Sweetie! Hello, my Ragtime Gal..."

Me... And My... Shadow...

'The groundhog won't come out of his hole. He's too hungover from super bowl Sunday.'

Groundhog Day.

The Ground Hog. Hey! Down in front! I have a lot more riding on the this than you folks do!

"Look, Phil, I can see your shadow!"

'Being a migrating bird is great: My life is like an endless summer...'

'Not only did he say I can circumcise him, but he also said there'll be six more weeks of winter.'

"Sick? No. Everything is fine. We're all just under the weather."

Room for one more...

'I'm going to need a Margin of Error or I can't publish your prediction of 6 more weeks of winter.'

The groundhog, unable to see his shadow, goes in for a cataract operation.

'I totally forgot what I was looking for.'

"How much wood would you chuck, if given the opportunity, and presupposing you could chuck wood, aspirationally speaking of course."