Hedgehog Hobbyist T-Shirts

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

Military style hedgehog

Hedgehog holding sign saying 'the end is nigh' as man invents the wheel.

'Really? Your daddy's never given you a piggyback ride? Now, that's strange...'

I love you too, dear... But can we maybe take a night off from spooning?

Look,that is not your Daddy

"Of course, a dog's bowl is a good source of food, and yes, the dog will bark at you but it can't stop you from stealing the food..."

Hedgehog living in filing cabinet.

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

'Group hug anyone?'

Mother's Day at the Hive

Hedgehog Mortuary.

Carpet salesman, "There's a bit of tyre damage, but not so anyone would notice."

Rooms for Rent - No Larvae.

"Love is blind."

'Being a migrating bird is great: My life is like an endless summer...'

Needles vs Covid

Room for one more...

"Not another flippin' party?"

"Respect man!"

Balloons and the Hedgehog

Giant hedgehogs attacking people.

"I washed it last night- now I can't do a damn thing with it!"

Groundhog Day

"Yes, David, this day I do see a shadow. But it is the shadow of regret- of the rodent I could have been- yea, the haunting shadow of my own mortality."

Giant hedgehog runs over a car.

Hedgehog reading Spine Chilling Tales

"It's the three-wheelers that catch you out!"

'I like my worms barbecued.'

"Jeffrey, where'd you go?"

"I was going to give him accupunture, but on second thoughts..."

"Picture this: it's my birthday, my mistress comes towards me with a cake and then, she sets it alight! I was so scared I've been feral ever since!"

'What can it be? Golly, I'm on pins and needles.'

Hedgehogs revenge.

"Still prickly, but smart. Styling gel makes the difference."