Hedgehog Lovers T-Shirts

"I washed it last night- now I can't do a damn thing with it!"

How The Sausage Is Eaten

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

Military style hedgehog

Hedgehog holding sign saying 'the end is nigh' as man invents the wheel.

'Really? Your daddy's never given you a piggyback ride? Now, that's strange...'

I love you too, dear... But can we maybe take a night off from spooning?

Look,that is not your Daddy

Hedgehog living in filing cabinet.

"Of course, a dog's bowl is a good source of food, and yes, the dog will bark at you but it can't stop you from stealing the food..."

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

'Group hug anyone?'

Hedgehog Mortuary.

Carpet salesman, "There's a bit of tyre damage, but not so anyone would notice."

Car dealers free hotdogs - "The best I can do is mustard and relish, ketchup and onions are optional."

'Being a migrating bird is great: My life is like an endless summer...'

Needles vs Covid

Sausage

"Love is blind."

'See! I told you all this old police riot gear we found in that skip would come in handy!'

Room for one more...

"Not another flippin' party?"

Groundhog Day

"Respect man!"

Giant hedgehogs attacking people.

"Yes, David, this day I do see a shadow. But it is the shadow of regret- of the rodent I could have been- yea, the haunting shadow of my own mortality."

Balloons and the Hedgehog

Giant hedgehog runs over a car.

Hedgehog reading Spine Chilling Tales

"It's the three-wheelers that catch you out!"

'What can it be? Golly, I'm on pins and needles.'

"I was going to give him accupunture, but on second thoughts..."

"Why can't I park here ?"

"Picture this: it's my birthday, my mistress comes towards me with a cake and then, she sets it alight! I was so scared I've been feral ever since!"

Hedgehogs revenge.