Hog Enthusiast Pillows

Beware Of The Hog...

'Ahhh...'

'I admire your floatibility.'

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

"And would you like flies with that?"

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

Dedication to excellence....

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

'Well, I was looking for a yes-man, but I guess a toady will do just as well.'

"I speak Latin, you know."

Oh no ... Outsourcing

"Beware of God"

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

'Quit clowning about, Fred.'

Hedgehog holding sign saying 'the end is nigh' as man invents the wheel.

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

Pig's Human Bank

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

Leap Frog

Happy Hog - Manet

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

"Will you be ordering A La Carte, or heading straight over to the trough?"