Bug Believer Gifts

'We have praying mantises. They're good for the garden as long as they don't pray for the spinach.'

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

Ghost School.

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Extreme Bungy

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

Terry had a computer bug.

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

Mary, remember that you're pregnant and are now eating for 2,000.

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

"Yes!" "Excellent!" The Daily Bug City considers pesticides ban

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

"Waiter, this is the worst meal I've ever tasted. And believe me, I've eaten some crap!"

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

Fruit Fly Job Interviews

"I have such strong feelers for you."

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'