Bug Philosopher Gifts

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

Extreme Bungy

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Mary, remember that you're pregnant and are now eating for 2,000.

'At ease, soldier.'

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

"Stan, it's come to my attention that you have been creeping people out at work."

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

'Relax, the largest thing around here that can harm you is an ant.'

Praying Mantis.

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

International House of Excrement

'You were fired from your last job when they caught you putting artificial sweetener in your coffee.'

'I'm sorry Martha, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

A mosquito cleaning the surface of a person's arm before sucking out the blood.

'Dad says I can't come out tonight. It's some sort of infield fly rule.'

'Are we there yet?'

'I want you to bring me one.'

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

"I got over DDT, and I'll get over you!"