Bug Philosopher Pillows

When we were kids, I thought girls were repulsive

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

The Poky Little Pupa.

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

Extreme Bungy

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

What's that? - 'It's a mosquito bite.' - 'Scratch it!' - 'No, I need to buy some cream.' - 'Make it bleed!!!' - 'Gahhh!!!' -

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

Mary, remember that you're pregnant and are now eating for 2,000.

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

'At ease, soldier.'

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

'Oh Ernie, you're a louse, but I love you.'

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

"Stan, it's come to my attention that you have been creeping people out at work."

'What do you mean these aren't donut holes'

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

'Relax, the largest thing around here that can harm you is an ant.'

Praying Mantis.

International House of Excrement

'You were fired from your last job when they caught you putting artificial sweetener in your coffee.'

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

Split the last one?

'I'm sorry Martha, but I've fallen in love with a light bulb.'

'Dad says I can't come out tonight. It's some sort of infield fly rule.'

A mosquito cleaning the surface of a person's arm before sucking out the blood.

'I want you to bring me one.'

'Are we there yet?'

It's Not Easy Being Ant Boy!

Moths fly to Blackpool for illuminations: 'I'm telling you, you're gonna love it.'

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."