Bus Philosopher Pillows

The Good Life. Sorry, full.

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

Ask not for whom happy hour ends. It ends for thee.

Traditional Ale - Traditional Drunk

Men gossiping

"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

"Every night the same gets legless, swearin 'n' fightin' then slumps into a stupor. . ."

ONE HORSE TOWN

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

Brickie's Mate

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

I asked my girlfriend if there was someone else...

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine... LAST!'

'All this talk about a consumer society... I don't buy it.'

If bar stools were like playground swings...

Body by Jake

Philosopher's pub with 24 hour thinking.

"At least their bull sessions are green. Everything they say is 100% biodegradable."

If that call's for me, I'm not here.