Commuting Philosopher Pillows

Add a cozy touch to their space with pillows that celebrate their love for pondering on the go. Clever, inspiring, and perfect for relaxing after a day of deep thoughts.

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"It's been nice talking to you, but I should probably get back to staring blankly ahead."

"It's been nice talking to you, but I should probably get back to staring blankly ahead." mockup

"It's been nice talking to you, but I should probably get back to staring blankly ahead."

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Newspapers on the Commute

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Panhandlers on the Subway

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Refresh Instagram your way to success mockup

Refresh Instagram your way to success

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"All this talk about self-driving cars. I can't see the benefit. They'll never catch on. Believe me son, people like to drive."

"All this talk about self-driving cars. I can't see the benefit. They'll never catch on. Believe me son, people like to drive." mockup

"All this talk about self-driving cars. I can't see the benefit. They'll never catch on. Believe me son, people like to drive."

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"What I’ve learned is you have to look deep inside your heart and ask yourself, ‘What is it that she really wants to hear?’"

"What I’ve learned is you have to look deep inside your heart and ask yourself, ‘What is it that she really wants to hear?’" mockup

"What I’ve learned is you have to look deep inside your heart and ask yourself, ‘What is it that she really wants to hear?’"

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'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.' mockup

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

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"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane." mockup

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

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'It's ten o'clock. Do you know what your office staff are doing?'

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know what your office staff are doing?' mockup

'It's ten o'clock. Do you know what your office staff are doing?'

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'Since you only work one night a year, it will take centuries to build up your retirement account.'

'Since you only work one night a year, it will take centuries to build up your retirement account.' mockup

'Since you only work one night a year, it will take centuries to build up your retirement account.'

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Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit. mockup

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

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Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'. mockup

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

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'Actually I only do this on weekends.' mockup

'Actually I only do this on weekends.'

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Religion & Economics.

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'Back in 1956 you were the youngest Briton to cover the Hungarian uprising. You are presently writing your memoirs in Sardinia. First question: how do you feel about the sorry state the London Underground is in?'

'Back in 1956 you were the youngest Briton to cover the Hungarian uprising. You are presently writing your memoirs in Sardinia. First question: how do you feel about the sorry state the London Underground is in?'

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Road Guilt

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I Love This Job...Its Just The Commuting I can't Stand.

I Love This Job...Its Just The Commuting I can't Stand. mockup

I Love This Job...Its Just The Commuting I can't Stand.

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"Emotionally, I'm checking three bags." mockup

"Emotionally, I'm checking three bags."

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Emotional Baggage Check In.

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"A thirst for knowledge, …. That was another of my great thirsts."

"A thirst for knowledge, …. That was another of my great thirsts." mockup

"A thirst for knowledge, …. That was another of my great thirsts."

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'Well, so much for the 'no new commandments' pledge!'

'Well, so much for the 'no new commandments' pledge!' mockup

'Well, so much for the 'no new commandments' pledge!'

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'All I hope for is that the weekdays don't ruin my weekend.'

'All I hope for is that the weekdays don't ruin my weekend.' mockup

'All I hope for is that the weekdays don't ruin my weekend.'

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Road signs point to various things to buy including "women's wear", "office supplies" and "household appliances".

Road signs point to various things to buy including "women's wear", "office supplies" and "household appliances". mockup

Road signs point to various things to buy including "women's wear", "office supplies" and "household appliances".

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"My flight’s been delayed for the third time—whom do I punch in the face for that?"

"My flight’s been delayed for the third time—whom do I punch in the face for that?" mockup

"My flight’s been delayed for the third time—whom do I punch in the face for that?"

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Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity.

Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity. mockup

Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity.

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"Our flight's been diverted to Frankfurt - but remember, it is better to travel than to arrive."

"Our flight's been diverted to Frankfurt - but remember, it is better to travel than to arrive." mockup

"Our flight's been diverted to Frankfurt - but remember, it is better to travel than to arrive."

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'Retirement, Higgins? -- But at forty hours per week, you've only worked here thirteen years.'

'Retirement, Higgins? -- But at forty hours per week, you've only worked here thirteen years.' mockup

'Retirement, Higgins? -- But at forty hours per week, you've only worked here thirteen years.'

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"Beats hanging around the water cooler."

"Beats hanging around the water cooler." mockup

"Beats hanging around the water cooler."

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"Don't let the new boss catch you having a cigarette break...there's a rumour he watches his staff like a hawk!"

"Don't let the new boss catch you having a cigarette break...there's a rumour he watches his staff like a hawk!" mockup

"Don't let the new boss catch you having a cigarette break...there's a rumour he watches his staff like a hawk!"

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"I tried being my own boss, but my wife got jealous."

"I tried being my own boss, but my wife got jealous." mockup

"I tried being my own boss, but my wife got jealous."

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Walt's train of thought left at 9:05. He wasn't on it.

Walt's train of thought left at 9:05. He wasn't on it. mockup

Walt's train of thought left at 9:05. He wasn't on it.

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Woman on Subway's Thoughts

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Gurus wise words on lost socks

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Metaphysical Bike Parts.

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Motorists see sign: You are now approaching the world's first automated highway(Last chance for a fit of road rage for 150 miles).

Motorists see sign: You are now approaching the world's first automated highway(Last chance for a fit of road rage for 150 miles). mockup

Motorists see sign: You are now approaching the world's first automated highway(Last chance for a fit of road rage for 150 miles).

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Commuting Philosopher Pillows Collection

Commuting Philosopher Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the commuting philosopher—witty and thoughtful designs perfect for morning coffee or tea.

Commuting Philosopher Prints

Brighten their home or office with prints that capture the witty side of philosophical commuting—perfect for inspiring daily reflection with a touch of humor.

Commuting Philosopher T-Shirts

Find the perfect t-shirt for your commuting philosopher—clever, comfortable, and packed with insightful humor that makes travel and daily life more amusing.