Bus Window Philosopher Pillows

I've never seen the bus so crowded.

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

'The hardest thing is convincing the wife that when I'm staring out of the window I'm actually composing a tweet.'

Doubledecker bus stop

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

Chicken: the one-man show

"I think I've arrived at the airport too soon"

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

Charles had moved up as far as he could in the company.

Proverbs for Real Life. When one door closes it's probably locked and your key is on the other side.

The Bus Stop.

"You love gloating, don't you?"

"My flight’s been delayed for the third time—whom do I punch in the face for that?"

Self-Reflecting Pool

"All this talk about self-driving cars. I can't see the benefit. They'll never catch on. Believe me son, people like to drive."

Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity.

'Thinking INSIDE the box is actually quite underrated!'

"It's been nice talking to you, but I should probably get back to staring blankly ahead."

Woman on Subway's Thoughts

'You don't actually believe you are going to catch a train?!'

Thoughts in Traffic

Manchester City's Team Bus.

Newspapers on the Commute

"Hey, no pushing!!"

"Ah...Good morning Sir, we're from the 'couldn't give a toss party."

Lawyers Who Care

'Oh well, I had to take it in to get the oil changed anyway.'

Where is global warming when you really want it?

'You are now entering Samville. Samville needs a ride.'

The Man of Thermal

The Insanity Plea.

Refresh Instagram your way to success

Complaints and Excuses.

It's not the destination, but the journey that counts. Unless you're stuck in traffic. Then it's the destination.