Bus Window Philosopher Mugs

I've never seen the bus so crowded.

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

'The hardest thing is convincing the wife that when I'm staring out of the window I'm actually composing a tweet.'

Doubledecker bus stop

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

Chicken: the one-man show

"I think I've arrived at the airport too soon"

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

Charles had moved up as far as he could in the company.

The Bus Stop.

"You love gloating, don't you?"

Self-Reflecting Pool

"All this talk about self-driving cars. I can't see the benefit. They'll never catch on. Believe me son, people like to drive."

"My flight’s been delayed for the third time—whom do I punch in the face for that?"

Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity.

'Thinking INSIDE the box is actually quite underrated!'

"It's been nice talking to you, but I should probably get back to staring blankly ahead."

Woman on Subway's Thoughts

'You are now entering Samville. Samville needs a ride.'

'Oh well, I had to take it in to get the oil changed anyway.'

"Ah...Good morning Sir, we're from the 'couldn't give a toss party."

Lawyers Who Care

"Hey, no pushing!!"

Thoughts in Traffic

Where is global warming when you really want it?

'You don't actually believe you are going to catch a train?!'

The Man of Thermal

The Insanity Plea.

Refresh Instagram your way to success

Newspapers on the Commute

Complaints and Excuses.

It's not the destination, but the journey that counts. Unless you're stuck in traffic. Then it's the destination.

'One thing...I don't do windows.'