Window Metaphor Enthusiast Mugs

Charles had moved up as far as he could in the company.

Reading my Critics

Bird Torture.

"Puss in cement boots"

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

"He was a big man, but he moved like a cat."

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

"We had a brainstorm - I hope it's a brainchild."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

A Poem about Sand

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

'The hardest thing is convincing the wife that when I'm staring out of the window I'm actually composing a tweet.'

'Our giant sale now on!'

'I don't suppose I need to remind anyone that when I use the term 'bite the bullet,' I mean it metaphorically.'

'Are those physical or metaphorical thunderclouds moving in.'

"I'm more interested in hearing about the eggs you're hiding from yourself."

If poets wrote road signs.

"The elephant is in the OTHER room. I want to talk about the PENGUIN in the room."

Ambitions...To Eat My Words: "Lobster, Fllet Steak, Peaches in Brandy."

"now let's try one without the tusks."

"There are far too many balls in your court, Brintner!"

"Do you mean am I busy busy?"

"It's the new business model - my ideas have sex with your ideas."

"Then I'll huff and I'll puff..."

"... And this, gentlemen, is our target for the next six months."

Executive Coach: Specializing in sports metaphores.

'This is the eight hundred and sixty-seventh day of my captivity - How about you?'

"This home doesn't have a good view, but it comes with smart windows that change the view to something beautiful."

"I've fallen for you hook, line and really BIG sinker."

Broccoli reading: 'Coping with Anthropomorphism'.

"he's out of the woods and resting comfortably in a sunlit glade."

'What's this, Dawkins?another of you 'visual metaphors'?'