Window Metaphor Enthusiast Mugs

Charles had moved up as far as he could in the company.

Reading my Critics

Bird Torture.

"Puss in cement boots"

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

"He was a big man, but he moved like a cat."

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"We had a brainstorm - I hope it's a brainchild."

A Poem about Sand

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."

You're right, it's the house next door that gets the new window.

'Our giant sale now on!'

'The hardest thing is convincing the wife that when I'm staring out of the window I'm actually composing a tweet.'

'I don't suppose I need to remind anyone that when I use the term 'bite the bullet,' I mean it metaphorically.'

'Are those physical or metaphorical thunderclouds moving in.'

"I'm more interested in hearing about the eggs you're hiding from yourself."

Ambitions...To Eat My Words: "Lobster, Fllet Steak, Peaches in Brandy."

"The elephant is in the OTHER room. I want to talk about the PENGUIN in the room."

"now let's try one without the tusks."

If poets wrote road signs.

'I had a nest egg once, but I sat on it too long, and ended up with nothing but a frozen asset.'

"Do you mean am I busy busy?"

"There are far too many balls in your court, Brintner!"

'This is the eight hundred and sixty-seventh day of my captivity - How about you?'

"Then I'll huff and I'll puff..."

"I've fallen for you hook, line and really BIG sinker."

"he's out of the woods and resting comfortably in a sunlit glade."

English As A Second Language

Executive Coach: Specializing in sports metaphores.

"... And this, gentlemen, is our target for the next six months."

"This home doesn't have a good view, but it comes with smart windows that change the view to something beautiful."

Broccoli reading: 'Coping with Anthropomorphism'.

"It's the new business model - my ideas have sex with your ideas."