Window Humorists Mugs

"Gimme a large cheeseburger, regular fries and a diet root beer!"

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

'Wine, high octane grape juice.'

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

Large print e-book.

'George, you're supposed to be tasting the wine, not seeing what effect it has.'

"When all else fails, blow darts still get their attention."

"I should cover your ears.I'm not very good at this.'

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

Magic Act

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

'No, I can't remember the name of the wine, but it did come in a bottle about this tall, if that's any help.'

'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!'

'Ever think it's a whole new world for us old guys?'

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

"Cassius Clay....Muhammad Ali....was one name his chatroom nickname or user name?"

"No, we don't have field to plate provenance for each bean."

"Your problem isn't the prescription."

"All our flow charts are backing up!"

Ancient Egyptian eye tests.

"Normally, applying heat would be the correct therapy, however..."

'No, Johnny - first you punch the airholes, and then you put in the hamster!'

"I'm here because my vision is getting so bad I can't even see clearly in my dreams at night!"

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

A finger painting a painting of a vase and flowers.

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'

Gunswinger

'Guess who I bumped into today? EVERYBODY!'

'Very good, but not quite 'presidential vision'.'

Groucho Glasses Eye Test

'Unknown fact: Cows aren't grazing...they're searching for their contact lenses.'